I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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