I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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