he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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