...so i touched it.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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