"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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