So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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