What a fucking waste of an outfit
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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