omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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