What a fucking waste of an outfit
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
this will be a night to untag.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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