This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
How naked do you want me to be?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
