I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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