Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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