eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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