He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
no, he came in my armpit
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
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Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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