Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
