they need to just BURY HIM!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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