You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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