Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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