waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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