brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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