I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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