Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
