i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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