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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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