Don't you send me to vm
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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