brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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