I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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