I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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