your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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