Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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