New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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