Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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