well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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