do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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