I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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