Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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