I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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