He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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