i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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