god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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