They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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