I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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