Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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