I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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