3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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