my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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