He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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