im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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