check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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