My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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