If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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