Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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