Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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