Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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